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- When I die I do chroming. (Eccellente!)

- Faced with these things stay rotten! (Yuck!)

- Here comes the train, you blathered the ticket? (...)

- How do I do all these things simultaneously? Should I have the gift obliquity! (The tower of Pisa?)

- Enough! There were coagulating against me! (Transfusion?)

- It 's in my nature: when something is wrong, I shafted! (Stategli far!)

- The eye is on his side ... (It's called squint ...)

- I do not know which way to rewind. (A video tape devotion ...)

- You have the new phones GPL? (No I regret only gasoline!)

- The corpse showed signs of death. (But it?! Strange)

- Before starting work make me a 'general autopsy. (Auguri!)

- We ate the trout salmonella. (Still wish!)

- I would like an aspirin in effervescent suppositories. (When you say face ....)

ass - I want a shirt with fox collar. (It was not Mock

?...) - I'd like a salve for the 'personal income tax. (Herpes is difficult ...)

- You're not just a holy dung. (Menomale.)

- He 's gone to work in the Arab emasculated. (Glad he ...)

- A body strength to go I almost disintegrated. (O dehydrated? In the face of diarrhea!)

- My grandmother has Alzheimer's Pakistan. (...)

- My car has paralyzed the muffler. (... And instead of horses has a wheelchair?)

- will be in office for a stragista courses. (Every man for himself!)

- are currently on stand-bike. (Waiting by bike ...)

- Up close I can see, is by far that I am a lesbian. (Aiuto. ..)

- I got the lease to the face. (... I thought a mortgage ...)

- It 's no use crying over latte. (Better do it on a nice cappuccino ....)

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An official is, then, a brilliant idea and asks: "And when you do the circumcision, as the recycled leather cut to your followers?" And the book: "Look, we put these boxes in the office, with regular bubble, the Inland Revenue and they, from time to time, send us an asshole!"

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A camel is the camel and the father says: "O Father, to be sure that we 'ammelli we really ugly,' on these baffacci on the nose ..."
And the father: "But you go 'is, dawg! Ugly mustache?? When you' ssei in the desert, there are dust storms and all the other animals Moiano suffocated. Ciabbiamo We 'whiskers that filter the air and 'ampa the same! "
The camel: "Yeah, ... A screwdriver tho ... lover! "
After a little 'back to the camel and says," Yes dad, it's true the sandstorm and' whiskers ... But we 'ammelli and we are the same ugly, mind you that big feet long and wide that there s'ha "
And my father," What ???!!! the ugly big feet? Then tu'se 'your dawg! When the other animals in the desert deep in sand, and 'unable to reach an' oasis and pull 'the sock, we' ammelli you 'own good and amine' ampa "
The camel:" You have ' right, Dad! It 's true ... thought even a screwdriver. "
After a few more 'the camel:" Oh father, yes,' apisco storms, oasis, the big feet, 'mustache that filter. But we 'ammelli, you feel like a', and we're really bad, with these du 'gobbacce! "
And the father:" Oooh nini! I want you 'mean?? ugly humps?? when the other animals in the desert of thirst Moiano 'cause one is water, we ciabbiamo humps in the water reservoir! And we are 'ampa!
The camel: "You have 'right again!' Thought a screwdriver!" At the end of the camel back
doubtful and said, "Yes dad I 'apisco everything. The water reserve in the moguls, sand storms, the big feet, but explain to me a' Osina, then?" What ... 'a * * or you do us the Pistoia Zoo? "

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Even if you have a car, please do circulate the message to friends. Petrol
at half price?
Let's get ...
We learned of a joint action to exercise our power against the oil companies.

He feels that the gas will increase again until
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moving together in an intelligent and supportive.

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The watchword is 'hitting the portfolio of companies without lederci alone'. Post

the idea that not buying gasoline on a given day has made me laugh companies (we know well that, for us, it's just a full deferred, because in the end we need it!), but there is a system that will make them laugh little, if action is taken in many.

OPEC and oil companies have conditioned us to believe that a price of between 0.95 and 1 Euro per liter is a good price, but we can let them discover that a reasonable price for them is about half.

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To make it, but we must be millions of non-customers from Esso and Shell, all over the world.

This message was sent to about thirty people, and if each of these joins and in turn
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then send this message to ten people asking them to do the same.

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In a Brazilian favela, a sunny day, hellishly hot.


Three men enter a small hut, hot and humid, with a tin roof, dragging a skinny guy and fragile arms.


Djalmao In there, a black guy enrome, ugly, sweaty, smelly, with a toothpick in a corner of his mouth, he was cleaning his nails with a knife used to open the coconut.


One of the men says
"Djalmao, the boss said to tell you to put your ass on this one.

says it's to teach him that should not bully the people of the favela!" The victim
desperate cries and begs forgiveness. But

Djalmao cares and responds
"Sbattilo there in the corner! Soon I'll take care ..."
When the other leaves the poor guy starts to say:
"Mr. Djalmao, for pity's sake, let me go! Do not tell anyone that I was released without punishment, beg! "
Djalmao replied brusquely:
" Shut up and you're good there! "
Five minutes after entering the other two men dragging another boy
" The chief said to tell you to cut off the hands and eyes cavargli.

says it's to teach him not to touch the money for the boss! "
Djalmao, deep voice:
" Let there that I am in a bit'..."
They spend another five minutes and there's two men tarscinando another poor:
"Djalmao, said the head of their penis cut off in this here so he will learn not to look ever more the woman head.

Ah, also said that you have to cut his tongue and fingers all the more so will not touch any woman in the favela "
Djalmao, his voice growing serious:
" Put it there in the corner with the other, in a moment I I'll take care of! "
The first boy then handed over to Djalmao says, his voice very courteous
Doctor Djalmao ... with all due respect ... just to avoid confusion, I'm the one who takes it in the ass, ok? "

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" When was the last reactor built in America ? In 1979, thirty years ago! How important is the nuclear energy production in French? About 20 per cent. But the high cost of their 59 reactors were actually incurred by the State to maintain the nuclear arsenal. Remember that to build a nuclear power station need 8-10 years of work that the proposed technology is based on a fuel, uranium in fact, of limited duration. Then he left, all over the world, the problem of waste. "
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" The coal is the dirtiest source of energy, most dangerous to the health of humanity. But it does not solve the problem by hiding carbon dioxide underground. In reality no one is saying how long it should remain, yet the CO2 lasts up to 30,000 years, compared with 22 000 of plutonium. No, the return to coal be dramatic, disastrous. "
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theme of the course: to become lazy as a man (be perfect)

OBJECTIVE pedagogy: training course that allows women to develop a sense of laziness that makes life uominiun'esperienza of wonderful!
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PROGRAM: 4 modules of which one is required.

MODULE 1: BASIC COURSE REQUIRED
1. learn to live with the supreme figure of the ever-present mother-in-law (2000 hours).
2. my man is NOT THE CULINARY my guinea pig (350 hours)
3. understand that shopping is not a sport (500 hours)

MODULE 2: LIVING IN TWO
1. have children without becoming custodian of human knowledge (50 hours)
2. stop saying rubbish free-wheeling (500 hours)
3. win the cellulite syndrome (550 hours)
4. I do not pee if my man did not lower the toilet seat (100 hours, practical exercises with video)
5. to satisfy my man without expecting gifts in return (1500 hours)
6. how to find the car parked without harass him to call (500 hours)
7. how to survive a weekend without buying anything (300 hours).

MODULE 3: RECREATION
1. iron in two stages (a shirt in less than two hours practical exercises)
2. wash the dishes without destroying 1000 (practical exercises)

UNIT 4: COOKING
Level 1 (beginners: electrical appliances: ON = ON - OFF = OFF
Level 2 (advanced) My first pre-cooked without burning the soup pentola.Esercizi practical: to boil water before adding the spaghetti.

are also included themes of special investigation, because of the complexity and difficulty of understanding of the issues the course will have a maximum of 8 members:
THEME 1: the iron, shirts ironed to perfection: this is not a miracle!

THEME 2: You and electricity: the economic benefits do not turn on any light bulb is in the house

THEME 3: latest scientific discovery: sex can be practiced even to lights and other rooms in the house!

THEME 4: Why not wake him with a crime fellatio

THEME 5: the remote control: "ergonomics of a tool created by the hands of my man"

THEME 6: how to overcome the terror of the board left lifted
(teleconference with Professor Hannibal Lecter)

THEME 7: my man and flatulence: why congratulate him when he shakes the walls is good for the relationship (couple of years of reflection)

THEME 8: women who can drive change wheel without breaking the balls to passers (men) (evidence)

THEME 9: The washing machine is mainly used for sex (demonstration practices during the spin cycle)

THEME 10: You can dry your hair and comb it without leaving a wig in the sink? (Group practice)

THEME 11: Fundamental differences between the accelerator, brake and clutch (laboratory exercises in music therapy)

THEME 12: The woman in the car: if there's my mother you can not expect the passenger seat. Living with an ancestral truth.

THEME 13: The cup of breakfast: it can easily survive a week on the edge of the sink. (Exercises conducted by Mr. Croccodile Dundee)

THEME 14: extrasensory communication: mental exercises so that when you take one thing to say not say, pass me the COSO hanging over the thing in the other room!

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The seven dwarfs go Vatican and are admitted to audience with the Pope .
After the customary rite, the Pope asks whether dwarfs have questions. So Grumpy, a bit 'embarrassed asks: "There are dwarf nuns in the Vatican?".
The Pope, a bit 'surprised, hesitated and then replied: "No son, no dwarf nuns in Vatican."
this answer the other dwarves began to giggle. Grumpy
silences them with a dirty look and then asks: "Excuse me, Your Holiness, there are dwarf nuns in Europe, somewhere?". The
Pope, more and more surprised, he replied: "I'm afraid not, dear, no dwarf nuns in Europe."
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They say that every day we have to eat an apple for the iron and banana for potassium. Even an orange for vitamin C and a cup of green tea without sugar to prevent diabetes. Every day we have to drink two liters of water (yes, and then piss, which takes twice as long as you drink it lost). Every day we must eat a Actimel or a yogurt to make 'L. casei Defensis', that no one knows what the hell they are, but it seems that if you do not swallow for at least a million and half of these bacilli (?) every day, you start to see sfocato.Ogni day aspirin to prevent heart attacks, and a glass of red wine, always against heart attack. And another white, for the nervous system. And a beer, which already can not remember for what it was. If you drink them all together can give you a brain hemorrhage, but do not worry because you do not even realize. Fibra.Molta should eat every day, lots of fiber, as long as you can to piss off a maglione.Si have to do between 4 and 6 meals a day, light, not forgetting to chew each bite 100 times. Doing the math, only eat if they go five hours. Oh, and after every meal, wash your teeth, ie after the Actimel and fiber brush your teeth, the teeth after the apple, banana after your teeth ... and so on until you are left with the teeth in your mouth, not forget to floss, massage gums, rinsing with Listerine ... You sleep eight hours and work another eight, plus 5 required for eating 21. You'll remain 3, provided that there is traffico.Secondo statistics, we see the TV for three hours a day. Already you can not, because every day you have to walk half an hour (from experience: after 15 minutes back, if not half an hour becomes a) You must maintain friendships because they are like plants, you water them every day. And when you go on vacation, suppongo.Inoltre, we must stay informed and read at least two newspapers and a couple of magazine articles, for a reading critica.Ah! you must make love all day, but without falling into the routine: you must be innovative, creative, and renew seduzione.Bisogna even have time to sweep the floor, wash dishes, clothes, and not speak if you have a dog or ... children?? So, in short, the accounts they give me 29 hours a day. The only way I can think of is to do several things at once. For example: do you shower with cold water and with the mouth open so you drink two liters of water. As you exit the bathroom with a toothbrush in your mouth you make love (Tantric) to mate, which in the meantime, check out the TV and tells you, while you wash to terra.Ti has remained a free hand? Call your friends! And yours! Drink your wine (after calling your'll need it). The BioPuritas with apple you can give your partner, while eating a banana with Actimel, and tomorrow we cambio.Però if you're left with two free minutes, send this message to your friends (you have to water as a plant). Now I leave you, because in the yogurt, apple, beer, the first liter of water and fiber with the third meal of the day, already I do not know what I'm doing, but I have to go urgently to take this opportunity to wash bathroom. teeth .... IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT THIS MESSAGE, BUT IS Forgive Alzheimer 's, CHENONOSTANTE ALL TREATMENTS ARE NOT ABLE TO FIGHT.

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theme of the course: to become as intelligent as a woman (be perfect) OBJECTIVE

pedagogy: training course that allows people to develop that part of the brain which ignore its existence.

PROGRAM: 4 modules of which one is required.

MODULE 1: BASIC COURSE REQUIRED

1. learn to live without his mother (2000 hours)
2. my woman and my mom (350 hours)
3. understand that football is nothing but sport (500 hours)
   

MODULE 2: LIVING IN TWO

1. have children without getting jealous (50 hours)
2. stop saying rubbish when my woman gets his friends (500 hours)
3. win the syndrome of the remote control (550 hours)
4. do not pee out of the water (100 hours, practical exercises with video)
5. able to meet my first woman you start to pretend (1500 hours)
6. as much as the dirty clothes basket without getting lost (500 hours)
7. how to survive without a cold agony (300 hours)
   

FORM 3 : LEISURE

1. iron in two stages (a shirt in less than two hours practical exercises)
2. digest without burping and wash the dishes (practical exercises)

UNIT 4: COOKING

Level 1 (beginners appliances)
ON = ON - OFF = OFF

Level 2 (advanced)
My first pre-cooked without burning the soup pot.

Practical: boil the water before adding the spaghetti.

There will also be topics of special focus, because of the complexity and difficulty of understanding of the issues the course will have a maximum of 8 members

THEME 1: the iron, the washing machine to the cabinet: this mysterious process.

THEME 2: You and electricity: the economic advantages of a competent contact for repair (even most basic)

THEME 3: last scientific discovery: cooking and throw away the junk they do not cause 'impotence it' tetraplegia (practical workshop)

THEME 4: Why is not a crime to give her flowers, even if you are already married to her

THEME 5: the roll of toilet paper: "born in the toilet paper roll holder?"
(expositions on the issue of spontaneous generation)

THEME 6: how to lower the toilet seat, step by step (teleconference with the University of Harvard)

THEME 7: because it is not necessary to shake the sheets after making flatulence ( couple of years of reflection)

THEME 8: men who drive may require information to passers-by when you lose without the risk of sounding helpless (witnesses)

THEME 9: The washing machine: this great unknown of the house

THEME 10: you can not pee shoot out of the cup? (Group practice)

THEME 11: Fundamental differences between the basket of dirty clothes and the ground (laboratory exercises in music therapy)

THEME 12: The man in the place of the passenger: it is genetically possible and not talk or writhing you park?

THEME 13: The cup of breakfast: Levite himself up from the sink?
(exercises conducted by Silvan)

THEME 14: extrasensory communication: mental exercises so that when we say that something is in the drawer do not ask "how and what cabinet drawer?".

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Eleven people were hanging on rope of a helicopter

were ten men and one woman.

Since the rope was not strong enough to support all eleven people, they decided that one had let fall on deaf ears should have otherwise die out.
They could not agree on who should make the gesture until the woman gave a touching speech saying she would be to voluntarily leave the rope because the women are used to give up everything for their children
and their men, all men give without receiving anything in return ...

Just finished speaking, all people began to clap ...

Never underestimate the power a woman ...




One day, three friends went for a walk and suddenly found themselves
front of a big raging torrent.

absolutely had to get across
but had no idea how to cross it.

One of the three then began to pray:

- Please, my God, give me strength to cross the river!

PUF! God gave him two strong arms and two legs
so powerful that he was able to cross the river to swim in two hours, but
twice came close to drowning.

Seeing this, the second friend also prayed to his After asking God:

- Please, Lord, give me strength ...
and means to cross the river!

PUF! God gave him a boat and rowing
which could cross the river in an hour, but twice came close to capsizing.

The third partner, strong experience of the other two,
decided to turn to God :

- Please, God, give me strength, means ...
and intelligence to cross the river!

PUF! God it turned into a woman.
you check the map, walked about 200 meters upstream and crossed the bridge
.







A man is driving along a winding, narrow mountain road. A woman driving along the same path but in reverse.

When you meet, the woman opened the car window and shouts: Maialeee!

The man, immediately opened his window and yells, Bitch! Each of them continued on their way, and soon the man
hairpin turns later,
collides with a big pig in the middle of the road.

If only men were to listen ...







A couple went on vacation on a lake where you could go fishing. He

liked to fish at dawn and she loved reading.

One morning he came back after several hours of fishing
and decided to lie down for a nap.

Although the lake was not the family, she decided to go sailing.

rowed a bit ', anchored the boat and began to read his book. After a while, 'a guard appeared in his boat.

He called the woman and said

- Good morning, ma'am ... What are you doing?

- Leggo! - She replied, thinking it was obvious.

- Located in an area of \u200b\u200bprohibition of fishing !

- But I'm not fishing! Can not you see?

- Yes, but with it has everything you need.
will have to follow and I will fine!

- If it does, the complaint for rape!
the woman said indignantly.

- Ma .. but if I have not even touched!

- Yes .. But with it has everything you need ...

Never discuss with women who can read.







What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man
meet all its needs, while
a man wants every woman
meet the unique needs they have.





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You may also send this message to 5 people smart enough to find it funny sense of humor!

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... ... but what about the 5 men?

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