Automatic Feeder Rabbit

training course for men

theme of the course: to become as intelligent as a woman (be perfect) OBJECTIVE

pedagogy: training course that allows people to develop that part of the brain which ignore its existence.

PROGRAM: 4 modules of which one is required.

MODULE 1: BASIC COURSE REQUIRED

1. learn to live without his mother (2000 hours)
2. my woman and my mom (350 hours)
3. understand that football is nothing but sport (500 hours)
   

MODULE 2: LIVING IN TWO

1. have children without getting jealous (50 hours)
2. stop saying rubbish when my woman gets his friends (500 hours)
3. win the syndrome of the remote control (550 hours)
4. do not pee out of the water (100 hours, practical exercises with video)
5. able to meet my first woman you start to pretend (1500 hours)
6. as much as the dirty clothes basket without getting lost (500 hours)
7. how to survive without a cold agony (300 hours)
   

FORM 3 : LEISURE

1. iron in two stages (a shirt in less than two hours practical exercises)
2. digest without burping and wash the dishes (practical exercises)

UNIT 4: COOKING

Level 1 (beginners appliances)
ON = ON - OFF = OFF

Level 2 (advanced)
My first pre-cooked without burning the soup pot.

Practical: boil the water before adding the spaghetti.

There will also be topics of special focus, because of the complexity and difficulty of understanding of the issues the course will have a maximum of 8 members

THEME 1: the iron, the washing machine to the cabinet: this mysterious process.

THEME 2: You and electricity: the economic advantages of a competent contact for repair (even most basic)

THEME 3: last scientific discovery: cooking and throw away the junk they do not cause 'impotence it' tetraplegia (practical workshop)

THEME 4: Why is not a crime to give her flowers, even if you are already married to her

THEME 5: the roll of toilet paper: "born in the toilet paper roll holder?"
(expositions on the issue of spontaneous generation)

THEME 6: how to lower the toilet seat, step by step (teleconference with the University of Harvard)

THEME 7: because it is not necessary to shake the sheets after making flatulence ( couple of years of reflection)

THEME 8: men who drive may require information to passers-by when you lose without the risk of sounding helpless (witnesses)

THEME 9: The washing machine: this great unknown of the house

THEME 10: you can not pee shoot out of the cup? (Group practice)

THEME 11: Fundamental differences between the basket of dirty clothes and the ground (laboratory exercises in music therapy)

THEME 12: The man in the place of the passenger: it is genetically possible and not talk or writhing you park?

THEME 13: The cup of breakfast: Levite himself up from the sink?
(exercises conducted by Silvan)

THEME 14: extrasensory communication: mental exercises so that when we say that something is in the drawer do not ask "how and what cabinet drawer?".