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A camel is the camel and the father says: "O Father, to be sure that we 'ammelli we really ugly,' on these baffacci on the nose ..."
And the father: "But you go 'is, dawg! Ugly mustache?? When you' ssei in the desert, there are dust storms and all the other animals Moiano suffocated. Ciabbiamo We 'whiskers that filter the air and 'ampa the same! "
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After a little 'back to the camel and says," Yes dad, it's true the sandstorm and' whiskers ... But we 'ammelli and we are the same ugly, mind you that big feet long and wide that there s'ha "
And my father," What ???!!! the ugly big feet? Then tu'se 'your dawg! When the other animals in the desert deep in sand, and 'unable to reach an' oasis and pull 'the sock, we' ammelli you 'own good and amine' ampa "
The camel:" You have ' right, Dad! It 's true ... thought even a screwdriver. "
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Let's get ...
We learned of a joint action to exercise our power against the oil companies.

He feels that the gas will increase again until
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In a Brazilian favela, a sunny day, hellishly hot.


Three men enter a small hut, hot and humid, with a tin roof, dragging a skinny guy and fragile arms.


Djalmao In there, a black guy enrome, ugly, sweaty, smelly, with a toothpick in a corner of his mouth, he was cleaning his nails with a knife used to open the coconut.


One of the men says
"Djalmao, the boss said to tell you to put your ass on this one.

says it's to teach him that should not bully the people of the favela!" The victim
desperate cries and begs forgiveness. But

Djalmao cares and responds
"Sbattilo there in the corner! Soon I'll take care ..."
When the other leaves the poor guy starts to say:
"Mr. Djalmao, for pity's sake, let me go! Do not tell anyone that I was released without punishment, beg! "
Djalmao replied brusquely:
" Shut up and you're good there! "
Five minutes after entering the other two men dragging another boy
" The chief said to tell you to cut off the hands and eyes cavargli.

says it's to teach him not to touch the money for the boss! "
Djalmao, deep voice:
" Let there that I am in a bit'..."
They spend another five minutes and there's two men tarscinando another poor:
"Djalmao, said the head of their penis cut off in this here so he will learn not to look ever more the woman head.

Ah, also said that you have to cut his tongue and fingers all the more so will not touch any woman in the favela "
Djalmao, his voice growing serious:
" Put it there in the corner with the other, in a moment I I'll take care of! "
The first boy then handed over to Djalmao says, his voice very courteous
Doctor Djalmao ... with all due respect ... just to avoid confusion, I'm the one who takes it in the ass, ok? "

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