An official of the Revenue goes at a synagogue to make a tax audit on the accounts and records of the same. Once the checks, finding everything perfectly in order, he thinks to himself that can not return to the office empty handed and without finding the slightest irregularity. Then request the accounting officer of the synagogue: "I know you used a lot of candles during ceremonies, how to dispose of the wax that is left?" The accountant replies, "You see, we collect all the wax in these special cases and then send them wax recycling industry and we shall return what's left of the new candles, as can be seen from the delivery notes issued by the bubbles and of sending the 'industry'. The official, not content, he asks again: "I am aware that, at all times during your ceremonies, you use the bread. How to dispose of the remaining bread crumbs?" The accountant replies, "Here we act in perfect regularity, because we collect all the crumbs in these cases then, accompanied by regular packing list, send us back to a bakery full of bread that reuse."
An official is, then, a brilliant idea and asks: "And when you do the circumcision, as the recycled leather cut to your followers?" And the book: "Look, we put these boxes in the office, with regular bubble, the Inland Revenue and they, from time to time, send us an asshole!"
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