They say that every day we have to eat an apple for the iron and banana for potassium. Even an orange for vitamin C and a cup of green tea without sugar to prevent diabetes. Every day we have to drink two liters of water (yes, and then piss, which takes twice as long as you drink it lost). Every day we must eat a Actimel or a yogurt to make 'L. casei Defensis', that no one knows what the hell they are, but it seems that if you do not swallow for at least a million and half of these bacilli (?) every day, you start to see sfocato.Ogni day aspirin to prevent heart attacks, and a glass of red wine, always against heart attack. And another white, for the nervous system. And a beer, which already can not remember for what it was. If you drink them all together can give you a brain hemorrhage, but do not worry because you do not even realize. Fibra.Molta should eat every day, lots of fiber, as long as you can to piss off a maglione.Si have to do between 4 and 6 meals a day, light, not forgetting to chew each bite 100 times. Doing the math, only eat if they go five hours. Oh, and after every meal, wash your teeth, ie after the Actimel and fiber brush your teeth, the teeth after the apple, banana after your teeth ... and so on until you are left with the teeth in your mouth, not forget to floss, massage gums, rinsing with Listerine ... You sleep eight hours and work another eight, plus 5 required for eating 21. You'll remain 3, provided that there is traffico.Secondo statistics, we see the TV for three hours a day. Already you can not, because every day you have to walk half an hour (from experience: after 15 minutes back, if not half an hour becomes a) You must maintain friendships because they are like plants, you water them every day. And when you go on vacation, suppongo.Inoltre, we must stay informed and read at least two newspapers and a couple of magazine articles, for a reading critica.Ah! you must make love all day, but without falling into the routine: you must be innovative, creative, and renew seduzione.Bisogna even have time to sweep the floor, wash dishes, clothes, and not speak if you have a dog or ... children?? So, in short, the accounts they give me 29 hours a day. The only way I can think of is to do several things at once. For example: do you shower with cold water and with the mouth open so you drink two liters of water. As you exit the bathroom with a toothbrush in your mouth you make love (Tantric) to mate, which in the meantime, check out the TV and tells you, while you wash to terra.Ti has remained a free hand? Call your friends! And yours! Drink your wine (after calling your'll need it). The BioPuritas with apple you can give your partner, while eating a banana with Actimel, and tomorrow we cambio.Però if you're left with two free minutes, send this message to your friends (you have to water as a plant). Now I leave you, because in the yogurt, apple, beer, the first liter of water and fiber with the third meal of the day, already I do not know what I'm doing, but I have to go urgently to take this opportunity to wash bathroom. teeth .... IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT THIS MESSAGE, BUT IS Forgive Alzheimer 's, CHENONOSTANTE ALL TREATMENTS ARE NOT ABLE TO FIGHT.
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