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theme of the course: to become lazy as a man (be perfect)
OBJECTIVE pedagogy: training course that allows women to develop a sense of laziness that makes life uominiun'esperienza of wonderful!
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PROGRAM: 4 modules of which one is required.
MODULE 1: BASIC COURSE REQUIRED
1. learn to live with the supreme figure of the ever-present mother-in-law (2000 hours).
2. my man is NOT THE CULINARY my guinea pig (350 hours)
3. understand that shopping is not a sport (500 hours)
MODULE 2: LIVING IN TWO
1. have children without becoming custodian of human knowledge (50 hours)
2. stop saying rubbish free-wheeling (500 hours)
3. win the cellulite syndrome (550 hours)
4. I do not pee if my man did not lower the toilet seat (100 hours, practical exercises with video)
5. to satisfy my man without expecting gifts in return (1500 hours)
6. how to find the car parked without harass him to call (500 hours)
7. how to survive a weekend without buying anything (300 hours).
MODULE 3: RECREATION
1. iron in two stages (a shirt in less than two hours practical exercises)
2. wash the dishes without destroying 1000 (practical exercises)
UNIT 4: COOKING
Level 1 (beginners: electrical appliances: ON = ON - OFF = OFF
Level 2 (advanced) My first pre-cooked without burning the soup pentola.Esercizi practical: to boil water before adding the spaghetti.
are also included themes of special investigation, because of the complexity and difficulty of understanding of the issues the course will have a maximum of 8 members:
THEME 1: the iron, shirts ironed to perfection: this is not a miracle!
THEME 2: You and electricity: the economic benefits do not turn on any light bulb is in the house
THEME 3: latest scientific discovery: sex can be practiced even to lights and other rooms in the house!
THEME 4: Why not wake him with a crime fellatio
THEME 5: the remote control: "ergonomics of a tool created by the hands of my man"
THEME 6: how to overcome the terror of the board left lifted
(teleconference with Professor Hannibal Lecter)
THEME 7: my man and flatulence: why congratulate him when he shakes the walls is good for the relationship (couple of years of reflection)
THEME 8: women who can drive change wheel without breaking the balls to passers (men) (evidence)
THEME 9: The washing machine is mainly used for sex (demonstration practices during the spin cycle)
THEME 10: You can dry your hair and comb it without leaving a wig in the sink? (Group practice)
THEME 11: Fundamental differences between the accelerator, brake and clutch (laboratory exercises in music therapy)
THEME 12: The woman in the car: if there's my mother you can not expect the passenger seat. Living with an ancestral truth.
THEME 13: The cup of breakfast: it can easily survive a week on the edge of the sink. (Exercises conducted by Mr. Croccodile Dundee)
THEME 14: extrasensory communication: mental exercises so that when you take one thing to say not say, pass me the COSO hanging over the thing in the other room!
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