KEY WORDS 9 words that women use :
1) NOTE: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) 5 Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. 5 minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping to do something.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. It means something ... and you should be alert. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) go ahead: it is a challenge, not a permit. Do not ever do it.
5) Loud Sigh: This is as a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time there before you to discuss anything (back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. It means that he needs to think long and hard before deciding how and when to make you pay.
7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint, just want to thank you (I would add in a clause here - is true unless she says "thank you" that is PURE sarcasm and is not thanking you. DO NOT REPLY not that's because it would lead to a "what you want."
8) WHAT YOU WANT: the woman is the way to say go do *** o.
9) I DO NOT worry about it: Another dangerous statement, meaning that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Send it to everyone you know to warn them that the discussions could avoid if only they remember the terminology.
Send it to all the women you know to make them laugh because they know it's true.
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