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DID YOU KNOW .....

a lot of strange things ....! (recommended reading for people extremely stressed)

DID YOU KNOW .....

• it is impossible to suck your elbow.
• that Coca Cola was originally green.
• What you can do to a cow upstairs but not farglielescendere.
• that payment of a duck (Quach, Quach) does not echo and nobody knows why.
• What a crocodile can not stick out their tongue.
• that the pigs can not physically look at the sky.
• What if you try to hold back a sneeze, may cause breaking ofa vein in the brain or neck, and you may die.
• That lighter was invented before matches.
• Let every king of cards represents a great king in history:

Pi That Shakes: King David.

Flowers: Alexander the Great.

Hearts: Charlemagne.

Paintings: GiulioCesare.

What
• multiplying 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 you get 12,345,678,987,654,321. What
• in an equestrian statue, if the horse has two legs in the air, the person on his back died in combat, if the horse has unadelle forelegs raised, the person died as a result of a wound inflicted in combat, if the horse has all four legs on the ground, lapersona died of natural causes.
• That name comes from the abbreviation used Jeep americanoauto army for 'general purpose' ie GP delivered in English.
• That's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. What
• righties live on average nine years of left-handers.
• What the cockroach can live nine days without its head, first home ... of hunger.
• that elephants are the only animals that do not create possonosaltare (thankfully).
• that an average person laughs about 15 times a day.
• That word comes from the cemetery greek koimetirion which means dormitory.
• in ancient England people could not have sex without the consent of the King (unless you were a member of the royal family). When people wanted a child had to ask permission from the King, who delivered a plate that had to hang out portamentre had rapporti.La Fornication Under Consent of plaque said the King (FUCK.). This is the origin of the word.
• That during the Civil War, when troops returned without any dropped to loroquartieri, wrote on a large blackboard 0Killed (zero deaths). Here comes the expression OK to say all is well.
• that when the English conquerors arrived in Australia , were terrified to see the strange animals that were saltiincredibili. Immediately call a local (indigenous Australians were extremely peaceful) and tried to ask questions with gestures. Feeling that the native always said Kan Ru Ghu adopted the English word kangaroo (kangaroo). Linguists after research determined that the meaning of what the Indians wanted to say was I do not understand.
• that 80% of people who read this book have tried sucking my elbow !!!!!

COUNCIL:
When you break your work, and you're on the brink of depression, and nothing goes as you plan, do the following: leaving the office, stopped at a pharmacy buying a rectal thermometer Johnson and Johnson '(only this brand).

Open it and read the instructions.

found this sentence somewhere:

"Every rectal thermometer 'Johnson and Johnson' has been personally tested in our factory."

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: 'I'm happy not to work in the department of quality control by Johnson and Johnson'!!!!

Laugh And NOW!
Come on, recommend this blog to your friends, they are dying, and always remember that we are worse than your work!